Ode To The Tail dragger

[svanarts]

Tail dragger, I hate your guts.
I have the license, ratings and such,
But to make you go straight is driving me nuts.
With hours of teaching and controls in my clutch
It takes a little rudder....easy, that's too much !

You see, I learned to fly in a tricycle gear
With one up front and two in the rear.
She was sleek and clean and easy to steer,
But this miserable thing with tires and struts
Takes a little rudder.....easy, that's too much !

It demands your attention on the takeoff roll,
Or it heads towards for the boonies as you pour on the coal.
Gotta hang loose, don't over control.

This wicked little plane is just too much
With a lot of zigzagging and words obscene
I think I've mastered this slippery machine.
It's not too bad if you have the touch
Just a little rudder....easy, that's too much !

I relax for a second and from the corner of my eye
I suddenly realize, with a gasp and a cry
That's my own tail that 's going by!
You ground looping wreck, I hate your guts,
Give a little rudder....Oh no, THAT'S TOO MUCH !



I never have this much trouble with taildraggers but I thought the tri-gear guys would get a kick out of this little ditty.

G'night all.

[jim_geo]

Now that was nice . This site could use a little more of that kind of input....But easy not to much.

[dons]

I had never read that one, I can just picture some captions that might go with it, thanks.

[cjensen]

I love it!!

[svanarts]

Got to give props... I found that on either the Team Rocket site or one of their links... can't remember. But give props to the Rocket guys for digging that one up.

[JohnR]

That is a fun litle ditty. Thanks